Welcome, take a coffin over there and move on.
Give your souls to MV and your blood to me, thank you.
Hope you'll enjoy your stay.
Give your souls to MV and your blood to me, thank you.
Hope you'll enjoy your stay.
Introduce yourself!
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Hey everyone, my name is James i have been into the hobby about 2 years just painting and collecting army books but a few moths ago i started to get into the gaming aspect of the hobby..i thought i would start collecting chaos dwarfs and vampire counts as my first two army's, i like to have two projects going at once.. anyway hello to you all.
Wecome, to the most happenin' crib (or is that crypt?) on the web!!
Chaos Dwarves? Good luck to you!
Anyway, heres wishing you a fine fresh brain to gnaw on!
Chaos Dwarves? Good luck to you!
Anyway, heres wishing you a fine fresh brain to gnaw on!
But Fluffy, you can't welcome new members by tossing your out-of-date brains at them. It's certainly not very friendly.
*taps some of Sorgenkammer's blood mumbling a hello and welcome*
*taps some of Sorgenkammer's blood mumbling a hello and welcome*
The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy said:
You can't gnaw on a brain. We got the best, fresh, meaty brains!
@ Fluffy: Lorenzname is the name you have on the I-net Lorenz game. Previously you could play Warhammer games at it on I-net for free. Though now it is supposed to be pay-for. So up date ye profile
edit: and ahem, after so many years of Net addiction I totally forget to welcome the new people! Hang your life at the hallstand and enjoy the party!
@ MV - Hang on...
You CAN'T gnaw on brainz????
Well, this is embarrasing...
all my study of Zombology :sob:, all useless
And Ok, I'll update me profile
My signature is all new and shiney, with the political thingy at the bottom tho
Hey all the Freshly Deceased and browsing guests! S'up!
Heres some advice
Don't try to Gnaw on brains!
You will lose all your respect!!! (as I just did
)
You CAN'T gnaw on brainz????
Well, this is embarrasing...
all my study of Zombology :sob:, all useless
And Ok, I'll update me profile
My signature is all new and shiney, with the political thingy at the bottom tho
Hey all the Freshly Deceased and browsing guests! S'up!
Heres some advice
Don't try to Gnaw on brains!
You will lose all your respect!!! (as I just did
)
Hey...erm a bit late..I have been here about a fortnight now..but hey!
Hey my name is Alex, im 14 years old and i preside in the village of Wetwang, East Yorkshire, England
I have been doing the hobby for about 4 years, although im more of a painter/sculptor/conveter than an actual gamer
I only do Fantasy, and the armies i have collected/collecting/thinking of collecting are lizardman, chaos dwarfs converted from the new dwarfs, and after browsing on this site for a while, i have started to become interested in VC
I plan to be a strigoi player, and will defineatly be buying some of the new VC when they come out!
- Warplock
Hey my name is Alex, im 14 years old and i preside in the village of Wetwang, East Yorkshire, England
I have been doing the hobby for about 4 years, although im more of a painter/sculptor/conveter than an actual gamer
I only do Fantasy, and the armies i have collected/collecting/thinking of collecting are lizardman, chaos dwarfs converted from the new dwarfs, and after browsing on this site for a while, i have started to become interested in VC
I plan to be a strigoi player, and will defineatly be buying some of the new VC when they come out!
- Warplock
Welcome to the grave, Alex! I would throw blood at you, but Voltaire told me not to. I have no idea why though, it's such a friendly gesture. I'll just have to sing you a song instead!
*sings about the magic splendour of mushrooms*
A small advice, don't eat brains lying on the ground! Instead, buy the glorious squishyness that is Mr. Fluffy's superb, high-quality brains that are certainly not out-of-date!
Gollum gollum and have a continued fun night.
*sings about the magic splendour of mushrooms*
A small advice, don't eat brains lying on the ground! Instead, buy the glorious squishyness that is Mr. Fluffy's superb, high-quality brains that are certainly not out-of-date!
Gollum gollum and have a continued fun night.
They could even be free range, if you'd believe that load of bullsh- I mean, promise
(Yes, I covered that one up pretty well...)
Welcome Warplock!
I'm trying to say it to everyone so -
Heres wishing you a good tender and sticky brain to nibble on,
But don't take chances when the nibbles are around! Stock up today!
5 "Reletivly Fresh" brainz for the price of 3! Thats a steal!!!!
Remember, no one does deals like me!!!
And please tell me if you survive... ...for intirely different reasons than to check if the brainz are still somewhat edible. (Yes, I think I covered that one up well too)
-edit- Nearly forgot, and special thanks to Angelica Von Carstein for the advertisement!
I think I'll send you a complementry basket of Puppy limbs! That is, if their rightful owners don't notice that they only have bits of their pup left...
(Yes, I covered that one up pretty well...)
Welcome Warplock!
I'm trying to say it to everyone so -
Heres wishing you a good tender and sticky brain to nibble on,
But don't take chances when the nibbles are around! Stock up today!
5 "Reletivly Fresh" brainz for the price of 3! Thats a steal!!!!
Remember, no one does deals like me!!!
And please tell me if you survive... ...for intirely different reasons than to check if the brainz are still somewhat edible. (Yes, I think I covered that one up well too)
-edit- Nearly forgot, and special thanks to Angelica Von Carstein for the advertisement!
I think I'll send you a complementry basket of Puppy limbs! That is, if their rightful owners don't notice that they only have bits of their pup left...
hi my name is kyle I am 17 years old I've played warhammer for four years three of wich were Orcs and Goblins now I've started a vampire count army with a Strigoi vampire lord
Pfft! *throws blood at ghoulking88 while giggling maniacally*
Welcome to the graveyard! We're the happy dead people with bloody umbrellas, hope you'll like it here with us.
Welcome to the graveyard! We're the happy dead people with bloody umbrellas, hope you'll like it here with us.
darknesseternal
Varghulf
Welcome Kyle, enjoy the surroundings and the madness 
I'm kicking myself for not imposing a blood and brains tax earlier....
I'm kicking myself for not imposing a blood and brains tax earlier....
Wazzup kyle!!!
Hop on the band wagon/corpse cart, We always need fresh blood!
Too tired to go into details about selling old brains,
so just buy 'em! Please?
Hop on the band wagon/corpse cart, We always need fresh blood!
Too tired to go into details about selling old brains,
so just buy 'em! Please?
thanks the whole idea of having to actually use my brain is a bit new but i'll learn and i can't yell WAAAGH! while I roll anymore
Hi,
I'm form Turkey. I have been playing warhammer since 05 actively. My first army was Orcs, then Vampires, and last Dwarves... But now i will fixing up my vampires again. Here we have a warhammer club in Istanbul which2s name is Karargah. We have 30 member which have different armies had. Well, that's all...
I'm form Turkey. I have been playing warhammer since 05 actively. My first army was Orcs, then Vampires, and last Dwarves... But now i will fixing up my vampires again. Here we have a warhammer club in Istanbul which2s name is Karargah. We have 30 member which have different armies had. Well, that's all...
Hi and welcome Viladamir! Hope you'll like it here, we're quite nice people in our humble squishyness. I'd throw blood at you, but I'm all out of it! Sorry, I promise to get you some later. In the meanwhile.. Let's play a song!
*furiously playes a welcoming melody on her invisible electric violin*
*furiously playes a welcoming melody on her invisible electric violin*
Greetings. This is a late introduction indeed. I am from Turkey, better put Istanbul. My story of unlife started 4 months ago. I and Viladimir are the only vampires here. Actually not enough for a city of 18 millions (Well, at least enough blood for two). I am surprised that I did not start Warhammer when I was in Lübeck, north Germany (the weather is perfect for a vampire there). Anyway, here we go.