RE: VAU IC: The Fangtastical and Arousing Tale of Anita Jacqueofff
"Firstly, Bastion - your approval means precious little to me, here or in the outside world. Secondly, I do not know the man, as I have ready said. You can doubt that fact all you will, the truth will not change. I dislike the idea, but in this situation we are all equal. And just because I am a noble does not mean I don't feel for the man or am indifferent to his life! Obadiah may have come across nobles like that - and a great deal are like that, but we Veneziia's care and look out for all who are in our employ. Karl is not, but I still would not like to see him killed because of his mannerisms!"
Antonio turned to look at Obadiah coldly. "We have not 'become' anything; I merely see chasms of flaws in your accusations.
"To start with - he has weapons, which he 'brandishes' - by stabbing a table and a rat, correct? Has he threatened anyone with them? No. Indeed, he did threaten violence when Bastion, and Flynn were making the ridiculous puns, but I can easily understand that reaction! Whilst we are all intelligent, likely educated persons, I cannot see Karl having had that same level of tutoring - besides, look at him! Does he look like the sort of person who has had an easy life? No! It is my estimation that he has had a difficult one, with violence and fighting as a core component and death commonplace, which would likely lead to one not appreciating the kind of humour you were taking part in. Someone having led a difficult life, in a society different to our own where the very mentality is different does not entitle a person to be put to death. The same can be said about his personal hygiene.
"As to his preferred preference for the women than discussion, I once more draw your attention to his person. Again, he does not look like the type that would engage in discussion - more a man of action than words, I think could be used to describe him. I am sure you are familiar, Obadiah," Antonio said, gesturing to the man, "that men fearing death may soon be upon them often wish to have an encounter with the fairer sex out of reasoning it may be their last chance - and furthermore, it could just be a way of ... Letting out the stress. I believe that is what yourself and Flynn claimed to be doing, Sir Bastion? Why could it not be the same for Karl, albeit a different method?
"Thus, I think, I have covered all of Obadiah's reasons. So yes, whilst I see he has a point, they are all relatively irrelevant, and pure concotions as a reason to ask for his head! Clearly I have put much more thought into this," he murmured sardonically, shaking his head.
"And now, of course, you want my reasoning for the allegation against Obadiah," he sighed theatrically. "Well, firstly, he stated that Karl may be a threat vampire or not, and that seems to me to be suspect. Why would be be a threat? To me, it suggests that Obadiah fears him for some reason; maybe because he has weapons and seems perfectly willing to use them. Could it be Obadiah wishes him out of the way so he can make a move?
"Beyond that, he wants to enforce voting. Whilst I am for everyone being able to have their day and put forward their views, if they don't wish to, they should have that choice as well. If only people certain of their views vote, we are more likely to get a correct result, not because everyone randomly dishes out a name - that will surely lead to people either deciding to vote for someone purely because they dislike them, rather than any real reason, or random votes. This could lead to a wide spread of votes meaning those who are guilty of being a vampire are much less likely to be condemned!
"I also find slightly suspect his claim of work; precious few can do what he claims to, and the skills are long in the learning - which wouldn't be a problem if he is an undead fiend, would it? Besides, no noble I know would hire anyone from a low-born background to do trusted work as he claims, and few would have access to a large number of nobles - they are more likely to be killed rather than leave with family secrets!
"Now, do you have any more damnable questions or remarks about approval? I do not need them, but to ahead!"