Random Forum Quote Submissions

[Richie]

If violence doesn't work you are not using enough of it

 

[darknesseternal]

Well, I'm expecting forum quotes, so people who are quoted from any given warhammer site. This seems to come from some sort of sloganizer thing... nothing bad, but it's ain't a forum quote. o_o

The quotes were from a book, you know, a literary work? Not 'some sort of sloganizer thing', but quotes from a character from a book series.. but again fair enough.

So does it have to be warhammer related, or can it be anything anyone says on a forum? As I have noticed some of the ones added, one from yourself in fact, was not warhammer related but said on here.. in your first post for this thread you said that it could be from anywhere, so you know, just working out what the actual requirements really are..

While I'm here, I nominate Wolf Fang's and Redna Xela's sigs.....

"I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted... Silent, but deadly"

"Wolf Fang needs a breathmint. Belgium people + Garlic = smelly"

 

[Master Vampire]

So does it have to be warhammer related, or can it be anything anyone says on a forum? As I have noticed some of the ones added, one from yourself in fact, was not warhammer related but said on here.. in your first post for this thread you said that it could be from anywhere, so you know, just working out what the actual requirements really are..

I'm unclear about that, yes. I have to edit it. The only requirement is that the quote needs to be from a Warhammer forum, although the content doesn't really matter - though I want a mainly Warhammer-related quote generator. So you can assume most of them will be related to Warhammer, or anything in relation to Warhammer.

 

[The Inspector]

I think it was actually Silas Gravedigger mentioning it the first time when he posted his article about why to take zombies over skeletons, on the old CN. I'll put it under his name.

Is it not possible that he took it from my signature?

 

[Master Vampire]

I think it was actually Silas Gravedigger mentioning it the first time when he posted his article about why to take zombies over skeletons, on the old CN. I'll put it under his name.

Is it not possible that he took it from my signature?

I got not idea :mrgreen:

 

[The Inspector]

Well, someone contacted me on the old forum asking permission to use that quote in my sig - I said fine.

I assume it was Silas, although I certainly can't remember.

Another one-

"In life, Goblins and their kind are fetid, disease-ridden things. In death, not much changed."
- a Necromancer, on raising zombie goblins

 

[Maxim Von Carstein]

Pick up line of the century, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

- Maxim

 

[Arion]

how bout a reply i made to "when the generics come"thread 'i will make my own bloodline called the...um.um...ums because making new things is fun.

 

[Mortis]

Since when would you ever expect to finish them all? I thought the rule was: "he who dies with the most unpainted miniatures wins?"

Yay, yay. That's my signature at the Brewery This quote epitomises my relationship to this hobby.

Erhm... Sorry I have no new quotes. I just saw this one and got all sentimental.

EDIT: Oh wait, I've got an old goodie. It might already have been posted, but I didn't see it.

"What did the vegan zombie say? - Graaaaiins"

~Mortis

 

[Master Vampire]

Ok, this is running out of hand. Here are some guidelines:

• The quote has to be written by someone on a forum
• The forum where it is written has to be a Warhammer forum
• The quote must be Warhammer orientated, or at least hinted to. There are exceptions to this.

 

[Richie]

Well following the new rules then...
posted by Rikard on TPV concerning the new high elf rumours in circulation

given a lot of the rumors that are flying around about high elves they do seem to be more broken than the ipod I dropped a 48 kilo dumbbell on. But I shall have to wait and see what the restrictions are like before I can make a full judgment

 

[Sirihar]

I personally haven't really read it, because I have spent to much time shredding it to bits. That's after being burned, blended and attacked by my little brother who went at at with his bare hands. After all that, I was going to send it back to GW in an envelope, but thought that was just to far and unfair. (Although the way it is, can it really be unfair?)


Sirihar - Darmorts Fast Cavalry Tactica (Better Than White Dwarfs!)

 

[Falahk]

>A night goblin WAAAGH without squigs is like a hairless grizzly bear. Plain wrong and very disturbing. So I have squigs. The hopper units act as the fast cavalry of my WAAAGH (couldn't take actual fast cavalry because they're all hoodless) and the herd as a more hitty additional infantry block.

on why he have squigs in his night goblin armylist....posted @ Da-Warpath

 

[Sid]

Darmort Wrote:
Hmm, I can see it now. Soldier 1 "Hey, Guys, I'm hitting this 'ere Squig and Goblins are dying! WTF is happening with that, eh?! Wierd or what!" Soldier 2 "Dunno, but it's definitely wierd. I'm hitting these Goblins but the Squigs aren't dying!"

 

[Mortis]

Condottiere wrote at the Ogre Stronghold:

I had to Google Big Red Book to figure out it meant the WFB rulebook - I thought it had something to do with Mao.

~Mortis

 

[Arion]

No standard bearer on a unit of [high elf] archers?" gasped Gav, recoiling in horror
daftgor@herdstone

 

[Raziel]

"Fret not, dear readers; this does not mean the end of my Jackals or this log. Just means I have to find another motivation to avoid."

Elijah7s blog from the B&C

 

[Raziel]

Duct tape is the Orky midichlorian: It has a Light Side, a Dark Side and binds everything in their universe together . . .

Playa from the B&C

 

[jazzman]

"Alright, let's make him bald, riding a horse with a fleshless head but having the rest of it's body covered with fur and everything. Let him also carry two radio masts on his back for reasons unknown, and, let's make it look like he has the bobonic plague in his forehead."

-khamontep

from Rant: how could GW screw up VC?!?!?!

 

[Trevy the Great]

Now, allow me to be terribly, completely and utterly self-centered in my submission. In my defense, I know my own ridiculous sayings better. And especially those that I posted not-to-long ago!

Wow...thanks for making me feel better about myself. I meant it was ridiculous because I'm far to lazy to move my mouse to the top of the screen and type the word 'Bunker' to Search it. Hah, you may try to raise my self-esteem but I will refute you at all your attempts! Begone, do-gooder!

Veskarin: I thought the fluff behind the Daemonettes was that they were supposed to seduce enemy soldiers, not make them stand back and say "Eewww...you look like my ex-wife!"
Grishnakh99: Make it a point to never marry someone with a crab arm. Even IF she can open a jar on her own.

 

[The Dark Lord Mr Fluffy]

Its not so much a quote but I say it far too much:

My favourite pick up line ever
*get out a gun* GET ON YOUR KNEES! NOW!

Works everytime (well... not really)

 

[Boo]

Two from Warhammer-Empire.com

Quote from: Smiffeehimself
don't kiss your gf while pinning a model....

Quote from: Douchie
I don't think she wants to encourage me with it at the moment. She already calls the hobby my 'Mistress'.

 

[Trevy the Great]

I love that Zombie! I can imagine him shambling along, reaching out, an eerie moan escaping his deadened mouth and then flop, his arm breaks off at the elbow!

 

[Boo]

Warhammer-empire.com

Re: My Poor Poor Terrain Board
Quote from Artemis Black.
Dude, mice peed and crapped all over it. Give it a good burial.

 

[Trevy the Great]

[quote="darthuhmeyer and TrevytheGreat on BOM]
darthuhmeyer: its not a loss either. I should warn you, I am prepared to debate this point for no reason until nothing on this thread makes sense any more.
TrevytheGreat: But we'll get posts...[/quote]