Revenge of the Three-Word-Story!

[Shareya]

but instead had

 

[Mad 'At]

cancer. Sam also

 

[Sweeney Todd]

shat shining stools

 

[Mad 'At]

that glowed in

 

[Mello]

the half made

 

[Mad 'At]

darkness of Middle

 

[Mello]

top half of

 

[Shareya]

a mighty hat

 

[Mello]

called calvin, realising

 

[Mad 'At]

that the robots

 

[Shareya]

are returning with

 

[Mad 'At]

carrots as big

 

[Mello]

as DoN's rubber

 

[Mad 'At]

dildos, and ran

 

[Mello]

it through a

 

[Count Darvaleth]

putrid poncy parcel


Now I've been away from this thread for a while, so you guys may have collectively cut the whole word-restriction thing. But if you haven't, check the first post, 'cause I'm seeing lots of cheating!

 

[Mello]

prancing prettily parallel.

:| We've practically made a mistake every single post!

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Maliciously mistaken moderators

 

[Mello]

mounted mighty mod-hammers

 

[Count Darvaleth]

much-maligning many musty

 

[Mello]

malnourished mini minions

 

[Mad 'At]

went shopping for

 

[Mello]

mechanically manufactured marmosets

 

[Mad 'At]

who in-fact were

 

[Mello]

moronically made monkeys