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Count Vashra

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A ghost walks into a bar at midnight and orders a drink. The barman says, "sorry, we don't serve spirits past 8.00."

Did you hear about the sceptical ghost? He didn't believe in humans.
 

Disciple of Nagash

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Count Vashra said:
A ghost walks into a bar at midnight and orders a drink. The barman says, "sorry, we don't serve spirits past 8.00."

Did you hear about the sceptical ghost? He didn't believe in humans.
Ah some good old fashioned jokes - nice :thumbsup:
 

Count Vashra

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Teacher: When was Rome built?

Student: At night.

Teacher: And what makes you think that?

Student: Well, we all know the saying "Rome wasn't built in a day"!
 
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Judge: Ok mr. Mickey Mouse, it says here you want to divorce miss Minny Mouse because she is insane?

Mickey: No Your Honour, I didn't say she was insane, I said she was f*cking Goofy!
 

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[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LohgzBKXLY&list=PL4AAE8552EDFE52E0[/video]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c[/video]
 

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This is how you deal with spiders in australia.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hCc5OsWgOrI[/video]
 

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NEVER!

I'm giving away my manliness for a few little girly bunches right now if this is the definition of manly behaving.:grave:
 
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