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The Australian labour party today announced it is going to change the Australian emblem from an emu and kangaroo to a condom, as it reflects the party's political stance more accurately.
During the press conference, Prime Minister Rudd declared "Just like the Labour party a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives a sense of security when you're actually being fucked."
During the press conference, Prime Minister Rudd declared "Just like the Labour party a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives a sense of security when you're actually being fucked."
http://s361.photobucket.com/albums/oo56/UberPubert/?action=view¤t=ruvamp.jpg
Notice the massive coincidence of the character sheet and the ad to the right
Notice the massive coincidence of the character sheet and the ad to the right
Here is what you can do to a song by substituting the *BEEP* they use in shows when some one in a show curses, in substitution for lyrics in a song:
I BELEIVE I CAN FLY
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP* the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and *BEEP* away
I believe I can *BEEP*
I see me *BEEP*ing through that open door
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP* the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and *BEEP* away
I believe I can *BEEP*
I see me *BEEP*ing through that open door
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP*
I believe I can *BEEP*
This ones for you Disciple. Warning contains bad language and scenes of sexual depravity
http://www.slightlywarped.com/video/2009/july/20/sexwith.htm
http://www.slightlywarped.com/video/2009/july/20/sexwith.htm
Marcus Von Drac
Vampire Thrall
Basically, the sign is supposed to say "Unbreaded Fish", but the Swedish word for "Masturbate" is only one small letter-change away. The sign makes the word "Opanerad" look like "Onanerad" to our perverted minds, turning the merchandise into "Masturbated Fish". Yum?
Marcus Von Drac
Vampire Thrall
doombunny666
Black Knight
doombunny666
Black Knight
Meier Lenk
Black Knight
a guy i know called tyrande posted this somewhere else i frequent. its kinda funny imo, take it as you will 
"The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.
During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl"
"The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.
During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl"
What really makes me laugh is that we read this very same text out loud in my English class this week.
A coincident? I don't think so...
A coincident? I don't think so...
Meier Lenk
Black Knight
lol mister fluffy 
and dark sheep, surely you dont mean this is a conspiracy?
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......*calls men in black out to take care of the new threat*
and dark sheep, surely you dont mean this is a conspiracy?
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......*calls men in black out to take care of the new threat*