The Lol Thread

[spineyrequiem]

Just refound this short story, which I first saw in an accompaniment to, I believe, the 4th edition rulebook.

"Ere now! Wot do you think yer doin'?" bellowed the big Black Orc Boss. Furtive Goblin faces turned round and flinched instinctively. "Nuffink Boss, just 'aving a bit a grub is all." Whimpered the bravest of the greenskins. "Don't give me that. Yer up to sumfink..." The towering Orc looked round suspiciously. "Where's Ratgash? You 'aven't... 'et im?" There was shocked silence.

"Et Ratgash." the Goblin sounded hurt."Et ratgash. That's disgustin' Boss. E's one of us ladz."

"Besides." squeaked another greenskin. "E's all grease and gristle 'im. Give us all innagestion e' would."

"Then who is this then?" The Black Orc pointed a damning claw towards the meal." "And none of yer lies or I'll give yer sumfink a whole lot worse than innagestion."

"Er... Gitter, Boss. One of Maggot's lot. But 'e was dead when we found 'im." The Goblin paused a moment. "Corse, 'e claimed 'e was just sleepin'... but that lot is all liars ain't they." The Goblins nodded in unison. No Goblin really trusted another. And with good reason.

"Carry on then." pronounced the Black Orc. "And you'll save me a leg if you know what's good for you."

 

[Sanai]

I remember a similar quote (not sure if it was orcs or ogres) but where they were kicking someone to death, and the boss ended up saying when they saidd it was one of their own boys, at which time the boss said "good, i dont want to see you taking it so easy on one of so and sos boys"
or something like that.

 

[Hanblack Nagash]

lol

 

[Sanai]

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Lol those pony ones were a laugh.

 

[Sanai]

 

[Onikaigo]

Duuuude. I want a spider mech. I want one. Naow.

 

[Bishop]

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

 

[spineyrequiem]

You want a spider mech? Your wish is my command. Ish. http://www.waylandgames.co.uk/secrets-of-the-third-reich/soviet-vehicles/nayk-spider-mechaa-/prod_9068.html

 

[Sweeney Todd]

This is how you assemble terrain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxXKC_PGUA&lc=Eoe3W8gmJ_EHp7xFdlB1MvJ1NpJeKK7zlFhDz39c0&context=G2601c92FAAAAAAAAAAA&feature=g-all-c

 

[Sanai]

Land Sharks- your screwed now arent you?

 

[Bishop]

This is how you assemble terrain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxXKC_PGUA&lc=Eoe3W8gmJ_EHp7xFdlB1MvJ1NpJeKK7zlFhDz39c0&context=G2601c92FAAAAAAAAAAA&feature=g-all-c

:| just.. wow.

I can't understand.. but... :O :|

 

[Count Darvaleth]

I was hoping the terrain would randomly come out looking really good by the end. :rofl2:

Still, absolutely friggin hilarious.

 

[Bishop]

Don't text and walk...

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g3jOlQqDPzQ[/video]

 

[spineyrequiem]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzFb5His7k[/video]

Basically describes my tactics on facebook... first heard it at a folk/karaoke night in a pub when I went to Ireland with my family.

 

[Mello]

Don't text and walk...

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g3jOlQqDPzQ[/video]

However, DO text and drive.

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozFwg0WHTTs&nomobile=1[/video]

 

[spineyrequiem]

http://skippyslist.com/list/ I was actually having trouble breathing due to laughing at some of these...

 

[Sanai]

Watch As I Try To Figure Out Why A Man From Dallas Beat A Woman With A Frozen Armadillo (Article)

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Skippylist was ace and the Armadillo beating....lol

 

[Sanai]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvfp5l7kgo4&NR=1&feature=endscreen[/video]

 

[Sanai]

 

[spineyrequiem]

This is a polka version of a rap song. It is over 9000 times more awesome than the original. [video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA3p_3oojU[/video]

 

[Sanai]

 

[Sanai]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKB6Uwq1oo[/video]

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Only now, 10 years after the movie, have I realized what Phantom Menace was actually about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3atbH5hfg&feature=share