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Dammit chaos!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
(this one is somewhat misogynous but meant in fun)
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
(this one is somewhat misogynous but meant in fun)
Harland said:
This could be even more misogynistic than the actual punchline...! Unless that is the punchline.
Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, I did it for four reasons.
One, I like to watch my money grow
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by a Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
~.~
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, I did it for four reasons.
One, I like to watch my money grow
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by a Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
~.~
A biker got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The biker smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The biker answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The biker smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The biker answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday
Vengeance Crusader
Grave Guard
http://www.cracked.com/article_20012_if-dark-knight-rises-was-10-times-shorter-more-honest.html
Just to show that I'm alive and kicking lol, i figured i would post something up just been busy as hell with work and school ive not even gotten a chance to play a game in a long time lol.
This ones for DoN
This ones for DoN
spineyrequiem
Necromancer
[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSH_s7Xh5Ok[/video]
More game devs should do videos like this.
More game devs should do videos like this.
So.
I pulled up at the parking lot at work, early morning the other week.
in front of me is a horse's ass, rocking back and forth AGAINST the fence. Tool me a while to actually digest what I was seeing, but then I came around, thinking CAMERA!
this pony got it going on
snapped off a shot from inside the car, note the horse's tail
went out of the car to take anothe, then start filming, Horse stops, and looks at me.
It actually looked affronted, I wonder why
. anyway, film broke somehow, so only this last picture
really made my day, just thought i'd share the story
I pulled up at the parking lot at work, early morning the other week.
in front of me is a horse's ass, rocking back and forth AGAINST the fence. Tool me a while to actually digest what I was seeing, but then I came around, thinking CAMERA!
this pony got it going on
snapped off a shot from inside the car, note the horse's tail
went out of the car to take anothe, then start filming, Horse stops, and looks at me.
It actually looked affronted, I wonder why
. anyway, film broke somehow, so only this last picture
really made my day, just thought i'd share the story
Vladimir the bloody
Wight King
spineyrequiem
Necromancer
[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_960324&feature=iv&list=PLEE6E4AF38BC19EC2&src_vid=Stz3VHSQg44&v=Rh1MELWnJIU[/video]
They've done 17 of these now, plus one with the Emperor and Darth Vader. They amused me.
They've done 17 of these now, plus one with the Emperor and Darth Vader. They amused me.