Three-word story strikes again! (Vampire-themed)

[desfer]

..with pink stripes.

 

[spineyrequiem]

Quite how he

 

[The Archivist]

found paint pots

 

[Questioner]

in a spaceship

 

[Raizi]

in a galaxy

 

[Malochai]

far far away

 

[Questioner]

inhabited by Daleks,

 

[Harland]

no-one knows. The

 

[Malochai]

unfortunate paint was

 

[Raizi]

pink. Tzeentch was

 

[Malochai]

invariably unpleased with

 

[Harland]

nothing. Harland faced


c'mon guys, we can do this.

 

[Malochai]

a blank door,


(Want to put 'with confusion written upon his face as he failed to comprehend how to open it" ... 3 words is killing me :slapface:
Oh, and Harland, what are we supposed to be doing? :slapface: )

 

[Harland]

he opened it


Everything is dead except my skull and The Archivist, still a chicken.
Let the final battle commence.

 

[Questioner]

whereupon everything resurrected.


Makes a change from killing everyone!

 

[Harland]

and battle commenced.

 

[The Archivist]

"SMASH!!!!" "RAWR!!!!!" "DIIIIIIIE!!!!!!"

 

[Malochai]

... Then everything did.

 

[Questioner]

before universal implosion.

 

[Malochai]

Miraculously didn't kill

 

[Questioner]

Great Lord Questioner.

 

[The Archivist]

The duel, meanwhile,

 

[Harland]

continued as Harland

 

[Malochai]

failed to strike

 

[Harland]

The Chicken down