TVC OOC (New)

[Count Darvaleth]

*drops slab of rock*

*picks up bar of steel*

*begins hammering*

I will quite enjoy this process; inventing a more painful poking-weapon each post. :devil2:

 

[Trevy the Great]

Try rods of depleted uranium capped with powerful shaped explosive charges. They're suitable for both breaching the hulls of battleships and poking threads back into action.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Vekky! I've got to go stage-by-stage. We can't go right to the Staff of Nagash straight away, we've got to start small!

 

[Sweeney Todd]

I see your steel rod and raise you frickin' hexadecimal sharks that shoot frickin' laser beams out of their eyes :tongue:

 

[Ghouly]

A Rabid ferret on a stick

 

[Sweeney Todd]

:tongue:

 

[Count Darvaleth]

*drops steel bar*

*reaches tenderly for laser-beam-toting-dinosaur-riding-flying-shark*

:devil2:

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Nearly there....nearly there....

 

[Count Darvaleth]

*dead eyes turn from staring at DoN to staring at Vekky*

*drops laser-shark and picks up a Warscythe*

*readies a good swing*


It's like a demonic game of grenade-tennis; who will be the one to take the poke...

 

[Ghouly]

you sure you wanna be doing that Darvaleth Vekky tends to be abit cranky when people poke him:lol:

 

[Sanai]

*approaches Darvy and attaches a pair of fluffy dice to the warscythe*

 

[Count Darvaleth]

*holds up previous Necron codex*

*Warscythe now ignores invulnerable saves*

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Questioner]

"gets a inter-codex weapon reassembling thingy and uses it on warscythe..."

There. Now ignores invun saves and adds +2 strength.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

While we're at it...

*grabs Dreadlance and Runefang, stick them on the Warscythe*

Now it hits and wounds instantly, and ignores all saves. :devil2:

 

[Mello]

While we're at it...

*grabs Dreadlance and Runefang, stick them on the Warscythe*

Now it hits and wounds instantly, and ignores all saves. :devil2:

Way this rate we might as well tie Sigmar's balls onto this thing, I'm sure it'll somehow make it more powerful.

 

[Sanai]

*Attachs 7th Ed Frostblade to the ridiculous weapon and drapes the drakenhoff banner from it*

 

[The Dread King]

*Put's the runes on Grimgor's seventh ed axe on the weapon*

 

[Sweeney Todd]

What amazes me the most about these comments is that you guys can actually get in here to post

PS: I'm working on it.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

*gives the weapon a couple of test-swings*

Hmmm.... what to add...

*grabs a titan power fist*

*sticks it on the top*

Much better!

EDIT:

The beast within that Todd kept shackled with his mind had torn free, and she stared into the blood red pupils of a creature that ate murder and breathed out hate

... holy... I ain't goin' anywhere near that.

*drops uber-killy warscythe, frantically scrabbles for original poking stick*

 

[Mello]

*picks up über killy weapon and sells it on eBay*

Win for me

I'll stop annoying you now and let you get on with posting. I have one more post that I am writing. It's rather... Detailed

 

[The Dread King]

*Goes to freecycle and gets it off the fool who bought it from ebay*
*Puts a skull on the warscythe*

 

[Questioner]

"Ninja's way to uber weapon, and gives it to DoN."

DoN is the only person worthy of such an epic weapon.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Alright, I guess it's time for Sweeney Todd to basically take a stage bow. I hope I managed to pull off my end of the duel decently well.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

The broken Dreadlord simply disappeared under its bulk,

Ding-dong the witch is dead, tra-la-la-la-la!!

Nice duel Sweeney.

Now, time for the final fight between Nagash and Vekky - you still around Vekky?

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Alright, I guess it's time for Sweeney Todd to basically take a stage bow.

Am I the only one who feels very sad that Todd seems to be designated for death? I get all warm fuzzy feelings whenever I think about it. :'(