Unlikely things to hear in a ___

[Count Darvaleth]

"Do you take credit cards?" (sandBANK! gedd'it?)

Unlikely things to hear in St Peter's. (And don't say "Darvy singing", because I actually have sung there. )

 

[Chaos Zombie]

' may the rite of resurrection beign o dark one down below i ask thee..'
(this is going of the basis that st peter's is a cathedral, probably is but just making sure)
unlikely things to hear in an elder scrolls game.

 

[Harland]

"YOU MAY PASS! YOU HAVE NOT VIOLATED THE LAW!"

unlikely things to hear in Halo: Reach

 

[Whisky Priest]

Hi - thanks for watching. I'm masterchef and tonight we'll be sauteeing some aliens!

Unlikely things to hear in Bram Stokers Dracula

 

[The Archivist]

I was extremely peturbed by the countanence of Mr Hyde.

Unlikely things to hear from an old lady on a tube train.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

"Back in my day, the train tubed you!"

Unlikely things to hear on a private jet.

@ Chaos Zombie: You Philistine! St Peter's is only the largest church in the world! (And no, it's not actually a cathedral.) St Peter's Basilica, slap-bang next to the Vatican? No?

 

[Sanai]

"By the way, can any of you passengers fly this thing? The pilot's dead"


Unlikely things to hear in a vacuum.

 

[The Archivist]

"Dammit! I just hoovered your ten year old daughter! Look how clumsy I am. Pay me ten pounds to repair my hands and they won't accidently hoover you either..."

Unlikely things to hear... on Spore.

 

[Harland]

anything coherent.


Unlikely things to hear in a bucket.

 

[The Archivist]

"Ow. I hurt my foot trying to kick our way out of here..." "NO! HENRY! DON'T DIE ON ME!"

Unlikely things to hear hunting bears to think unicycles.

 

[Mello]

"By the way, can any of you passengers fly this thing? The pilot's dead"


Unlikely things to hear in a vacuum.

Any noise at all:

Unlikely to hear in a vacuum

 

[Harland]

Unlikely things to hear hunting bears to think unicycles.

What does this mean? I'll have a go...

"Quick, Emancipor! Activate the doom tomato before The Potato of Famine is summoned!"

Unlikely things to hear outside of a bucket.


@Lucifer - they interpreted it as a vacuum cleaner!

 

[The Archivist]

"Don't make a sound, and maybe they'll leave the motherbucket alone..."

Unlikely things to hear hearing unlikely things.

 

[Harland]

Likely things


Unlikely things to hear in Springfield

 

[spineyrequiem]

ERROR REPORT: CORE EXPLOSION

ACTION TO TAKE: REPENT SINS

Since, as Homer Simpson said 'If the core explodes, there won't be any power to power the sign!'

Unlikely things to hear in a Cannibal Corpse song.

 

[Sanai]

Music.

Unlikely things to hear in a forest with no one around

 

[The Archivist]

A two gallivanting through the air, singing about it's love of pi.

Unlikely things to hear in the dead of day.

 

[Zanos]

Why is that vampire sparkling?

Unlikely things to hear in a song.

 

[Mello]

I'm full

Unlikely things to hear when in a tyranid invasion, on the tyranid's side

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Theres allot to be said for Going Vegan you Know.....


Unlikely things to hear in a Nunnery?

 

[Mello]

Thank god we already have power on!

Unlikely things to hear in CoD zombies. Always turning that damn power back on...