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"Hey, I know this is great and all, but... have you heard of this 'colosseum'? It's supposed to be great."
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Unlikely things to hear at brunch.
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Unlikely things to hear at brunch.
"Dude, why did you just man all over my checkout?"
The immature of you should giggle.
Unlikely things to hear in a supermarket.
The immature of you should giggle.
Unlikely things to hear in a supermarket.
Threeeeee tweenty five..., can I get a three fifty, fifty, fifty, fity, fity... threeee-fifty... 350 going once.. threeee fity going twice... sold for three twenty five to buyer 1753.
Unlikely thing to hear during an opera
Unlikely thing to hear during an opera
Volcanic springs are all very well, but I prefer bathing in lava. Skywalker. Anakin Skywalker.
Unlikely things to hear in the asteroid belt.
Unlikely things to hear in the asteroid belt.
Chaos Zombie
Skeleton
we will, we will, rock you, dunnuh dunnuh ( air guitars in background)
unlikly things to hear in a vampire counts forum
unlikly things to hear in a vampire counts forum
"Fus...Ro Dah!"
What, it is fairly unlikely, no?
Unlikely things to hear in the eye of a whirlwind.
What, it is fairly unlikely, no?
Unlikely things to hear in the eye of a whirlwind.
"So I just had the most tremendous night's sleep in this luxurious hotel I'm staying at, and I'm totally nationally balanced as I've been eating well..."
Unlikely things to hear in a restroom at a began convention...
Unlikely things to hear in a restroom at a began convention...
*Assuming you meant Vegan and was a evil typo of doom*
Hey get that out of you're mouth and stand up! I keep telling you that counts as eating meat if you put it in you're mouth!
Unlikely things to hear when speaking to mate ward and his army development team...
Hey get that out of you're mouth and stand up! I keep telling you that counts as eating meat if you put it in you're mouth!
Unlikely things to hear when speaking to mate ward and his army development team...
'So I decided to tone the sillyness a little in this codex. You know, the Orks are actually a serious threat to the galaxy and we wanted the fluff to reflect that. So we removed a lot of the randomness from their most powerful weapons: after all, the Mekboys instinctively understand machinery, so why wouldn't they build a good one? The Shokk attack gun is out again, that was really stupid and Ork society has become much more structured and sensible. Also, from now on all vehicles and pieces of equipment are standardised, reflecting their love of order left over from when they were made as a warrior race by the Old Ones. Who aren't snotlings.'
Unlikely things to hear whilst being crucified.
Unlikely things to hear whilst being crucified.
'I'm Brian and so's my wife!'
Unlikely things to hear in the last helicopter out of the zombie infested city
Unlikely things to hear in the last helicopter out of the zombie infested city
Yep. typo.
"These hummus soy enchiladas are waaaaay better than the real thing! Mmm, can I have seconds?"
Unlikely things to hear anyone say, ever. Anywhere. At any time in history.
"These hummus soy enchiladas are waaaaay better than the real thing! Mmm, can I have seconds?"
Unlikely things to hear anyone say, ever. Anywhere. At any time in history.
Chaos Zombie
Skeleton
'I did this for me, and me alone! I matter a lot more than all you peasants!'
Unlikely things to hear at a university open day!
Unlikely things to hear at a university open day!
"No, you can't see the library. Because people are working there." *SCREAMS FROM LIBRARY* "Yeah... working..."
Unlikely things to hear after 'here, here' here.
N.B. This actually happened, minus screams.
Unlikely things to hear after 'here, here' here.
N.B. This actually happened, minus screams.