Zanos (Bretonnians) vs Noobafrass (Tomb Kings)

[Zanos]

You see, the Lady guides us! 5 Armor saves!

 

[Zanos]

One more ward!

 

[Zanos]

Once again, random shrapnel takes out a knight!

 

[Noobafrass]

Ok then on to combat. Left-most chariot. 3D6 impact hits vs your toughness of a million or so

 

[Noobafrass]

14 impact hits @ S4 vs T5 so needing 5s

 

[Zanos]

4+ saves!

 

[Zanos]

Wards!

 

[Zanos]

Two die, I think my horses go now...Fear check!

 

[Zanos]

Alright, hits on 4+s!

 

[Zanos]

One horse kicks you!

 

[Zanos]

"Your horses will slay dragons"

 

[Noobafrass]

actually my crew goes first. then our horses. then your knights. But go ahead and take your horse rolls (since you've probably done it already) and we'll just calculate them when it's time

 

[Noobafrass]

5+ armor save on my chariot

 

[Zanos]

My horses are I 3, I believe >.>

 

[Noobafrass]

6 crew attacks needing 4s

 

[Noobafrass]

My book has got I2 on your steeds. Regardless, he kicked a side panel off one of my chariots. (jerk)

3 hits wounding on 4s

 

[Zanos]

Well, 5+s, but still!

 

[Zanos]

....Yeah, we may need a new game. Wards!

 

[Noobafrass]

You're right on your horses. Whoops.

Anyway, I just noticed a "2 attacks" bit on my crew. So I'm going to bundle 6 crew attacks and 6 horse attacks (6 horses with 1 attack each) together since their numbers are going to be the same

so 12 attacks hitting on 4s

 

[Zanos]

A lesser man would cry in a corner at this point, BUT I WILL COUNTER ATTACK!

 

[Noobafrass]

4 hits wounding on 4+

also....you need to do some harder praying dude

 

[Zanos]

...We seemed to have derped up at some point here.

 

[Zanos]

I'm T5, remember? So one more...

 

[Noobafrass]

I had completely forgotten about you being T5 actually. *smack*

 

[Noobafrass]

2 of your knights magically re-appear!