But in all seriousness, I do have a world we could use. You'd be a team sponsored by various corporations, in the style of sports teams everywhere, aiming to eliminate crime in your half of the city before the team in the other half eliminates it in theirs. Of course, in the meantime your antics would be shown on prime-time TV, and you'd have plenty of opportunities to scream obscenities at reporters, pose with terrified children and try to cover up your accidental murders.
I'd need to work out a character sheet, but otherwise I'd pretty much be ready to go. Especially if I shamelessly nicked the one from TVC.