Banned!

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for attempting to keep a dark and gloomy atmosphere in this cheery and perverted corner of the internet. Sure we're a bunch of cursed undead bloodsuckers but haven't you noticed, we're a bunch of FUN cursed undead bloodsuckers

 

[MasterSpark]

Marcus, you've been
Banned
for implying that we are in any way "cursed" for being who or what we are. I am quite enjoying this "affliction" myself, thank you very much!

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

MasterSpark, you've been banned right back (without a big-red-bar-of-doom unfortunately, damned mods!) for implying that I implied being cursed is a bad thing. Do you see me bad-mouthing curses anywhere?

 

[Azrael]

Marcus your banned for implying that someone implied that you implied being cursed is a bad thing

 

[MasterSpark]

Now Azreal, that's just lazy of you. Consider yourself
Banned
for using a simple extension of Marcus' own reason for banning me against him!

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

MasterSpark, you have been BANNED for calling Azreal lazy. He has to get the experience you know, you should support him!

 

[Sanai]

Marcus, you are banned...because I damn well feel like it.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Sanai, you are banned for being damned cheeky. Banning me because you feel like it indeed.
Sheesh, no respect these days...

 

[Questioner]

Banned for banning due to cheekyness

 

[Sanai]

Questioner, you are banned for asking questions when there are no actual answers.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Sanai, you are benned for trying to prevent the persuit of knowledge, which is of course the noblest of ALL activities.

 

[Sanai]

Banned for assuming the pursuit of knowledge is the noblest of all activities. The noblest of all activities is standing on the edge of a cliff wearing a long flowing cloak staring forelornly into the sunset looking all noble.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Sanai, you are Banned for coming up with an activity nobler than what I mentioned and embarrasing me.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for pursuing noble activities when there are so many, ignoble "activities" out there... like you have said, we are cursed with bloodlust and are bloodsucking. Take out the blood, and what do you get?

A lustful, lip-moistening activity. Hmmm....

APPLE BOBBING!

 

[Dreadgrass]

Count Darvaleth, I hereby BAN you for making me laugh so hard I spilt my drink on my paint table!!! You are however, immortalized in the random quote thread as a parting gift!

 

[Sanai]

Banned for thinking a Vampire count needs immortalising.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for assuming that I'm a Vampire Count. I am, in fact, a Necron Lord.

STILL IMMORTAL, and a lot freakin' epicer. Yes, because I just used the comparative of epic. And now for the superlative:

EPICEST

 

[Sanai]

Banned for use of superlatives.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for such a bland, boring, tasteless, flavourless, most awful (yeah, suck my superlative, that's right, keep sucking) and also SUCKIEST banning I've ever seen. I expect more of you, Sanai.

Tsk.

 

[Sanai]

I take that as a challenge.
Banned.

 

[MasterSpark]

Sanai, you've been
Banned
for making me laugh just now.

 

[Skarsnik the Lord]

MasterSpark, you are banned for laughing at Sanai's joke.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Oh my god.....dear Emperor, save us......

HE'S A HIDDEN MOD!!!!! HE HAS MOD POWERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Also, Banned. Next time I can ban Sanai, I will make a poem, or even a song, to ban him with.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

NB: This is a serious warning notice.

Skarsnik

The mod tags are only allowed to be used by member's of Carpe Noctem staff - they are in no way to be used by anyone else.

Please refrain from using them in the future.

Disciple of Nagash

 

[Santawraith]

Don is banned for doing his job and he wasnt even being preverted doing it.

Darvaleth is banned for making me parinod there is hidden mods everywhere. Are they invisiable. Wait what is touching me.