Banned!

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for pity. You never pitied me, all those times you...erm...yeah...*phrase removed* to me, did you? Fool!

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for thinking that you deserve pity for whatever fun escapades you and sanai got up to .

 

[Sanai]

Banned for not taking part in such fun escapades, when you know that Sanai is to be shared by all.

 

[Ophidicus]

Banned for banning Pietr, instead of inviting him to join the escapades! Pietr, you are welcome to share Sanai.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for assuming that I'd share Sanai .

 

[Ophidicus]

Banned for assuming I assumed. I simply invited.

 

[Pietr Von Carstein]

Banned for assuming that I assumed that you assumed that I'd share Sanai . And just to get another one in there , for assuming that I need to be invited .
Such a fun word .

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for confusing the hell out of me.

 

[Ophidicus]

Banned for having such a lax grip on your Hell.* I suggest you regain your Hell sharpish, you'll be needing it very soon.

*and for not capitalising the Infernal Realm's name, thereby showing due deference to that which is below and beyond or mere mortal selves. Shame on you!

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for defering to anything, thus showing weakness. Even if it is the infernal realm rules over by the lord of darkness himself, you should NEVER bow down to something.
Well, except me.

 

[Sanai]

Banned for not bowing down to me.

 

[Ophidicus]

Banned for bowing down to me. Seriously, I don't trust you down there!

 

[Isfimbur]

Banned for bowing down to me. Seriously, I don't trust you down there!

Banned for not trusting Sanai whom seem very trustworthy!

 

[Sanai]

Banned for trusting me. I will take advantage of that trust in the most devious ways.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for abusing the trust of others. You devious monster you!

 

[Sanai]

Banned for not liking my brand of abuse.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

I didn't say I didn't like it though...

Anyway, banned for having a signiture at least 10 times longer than your actual post.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

Banned for abusing signatures. You cannot complain about abused signatures. Just look at what they did to mine.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for having your sig utterly owned by the Mod's.

 

[Questioner]

Banned for not having your sig owned by the mods.

 

[Sanai]

Banned for being a questioner. Questions will only get you painful answers or more questions.

 

[MasterSpark]

And you're from now on
banned
for downplaying the importance of questions in our lives!

 

[Sanai]

You are banned for having a quivering fro in your signature.

 

[Marcus Von Drac]

Banned for disagreeing with a quivering fro. Does ANYONE on this site have a cooler siggy than that?!

 

[Count Darvaleth]

*hem-hem* Banned.