An ominous beating starts up, echoing across the forums, as if some lackey named Louie was hitting a plastic wheely bin with a broom handle. The beating starts to increase in tempo and suddenly a billowing cloud of thick dense black smoke expands before you, unfurling like some great beast. The beating becomes almost frantic and then a new sound is produced, a sound that is both strange and fear inducing at the same time, a hacking cough.
A figure stumbles from the black smoke, waving away the last vestiges of it from his face, hacking loudly.
"Louie! Louie! you moron, what the hell did you make that smoke from?" The figure yells at the billowing smoke pillar. A muffled reply comes from it and the figure looks shocked, "What?! What do you mean the gas from car? for fu......Louie, did you make sure you cleaned it up because," The figure is interrupted and hurled backwards as the cloud explodes, fire seething through the black smoke. The figure picks himself up off the ground, "Louie! that was my car?! where the hell am I going to get a 81 Honda like that?"
So, I'm Monkey King. Been away from Warhammer for about 4 years, starting back up with the
VC's, though before I was playing Dwarfs, just wanted a change of pace....haha, intentional joke there. So yeah, have at it
