In leu of painting, I have been annoying my family with circular arguments.
My little brother says "go away" I tell him "I am away, I am 2 metres away" he says "go 10 metres away" I say "space time is curved, so I am 10 metres away, its just that that spot 10 metres away is curved back onto this spot"
He tells me to stop talking, I say "I have stopped talking, in a paralell universe."
He says "you cant stay here and annoy me"
I tell him "actually, by the laws of quantam probability, all probabilities are above 0, meaning that there is a chance above zero that I will stay here and annoy you, meaning I can stay here and annoy you"
Oh how I love circular arguing. It is so fun.