The return of the corrupted wish!

[Harland]

Granted, but the schools are only available to the super rich.


I wish someone would make the exact same wish as my last wish.

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but they do so in an alternate universe.

I wish I wasn't feeling so tired.

 

[Aren]

Granted, but you are now extremely hyper, always. This makes you do extremely stupid things in your life and gets you fired from your workplace.

I wish for the next person to post to make one wish.

 

[Fodderboy]

I wish for the next person to post to make three wishes.

Granted

"Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out."

I wish that the moderator change your post to say "one" instead of "three".

 

[Sanai]

Your first wish is granted, but because the person before you only asked for one wish.... you only made one wish! Mwuahahahaha!

I wish I had a pretty dress.

 

[Aren]

Granted! Your new, pretty dress also seems to have a taste for human flesh and starts eating you whenever you wear it.

I wish Moderators didn't have crazy powers of changing posts and being uber trolls to us mere mortals.

 

[Harland]

Granted, they now have no choice but to ban you.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but now you have to go through THE INITIATION

I wish I could forget having to go through THE INITIATION

 

[Fodderboy]

Granted, but now you have to go through THE INITIATION again.

I wish I didn't have to watch THE INITIATION again.

 

[Harland]

Granted, now you are doing THE INITIATION again too instead of having to watch.

I wish I knew exactly what THE INITIATION was.

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but knowledge of THE INITIATION is too horrible for your mind to bear, so you go insane.

I wish I had never mentioned THE INITIATION

 

[Harland]

Ha, I'm already insane, that's not a problem.

Granted, It was I who mentioned THE INITIATION.

I wish THE INITIATION was recognized by the scientific community as a cultural tradition.

 

[robtion]

Granted: The scientific community recognises it but as a matter of principal the religious community refuses to.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Fodderboy]

Granted - the sun goes supernova. All of our petty differences are put to rest (except for hating the light coven - that's just cheese)

I wish I could think of a wish too noble to be corrupted.

 

[Sanai]

Granted, but you immediately forget it.

I wish people wouldn't ninja corrupt me!

 

[Count Vashra]

Granted, but they ninja whoever was going to corrupt your wish,

I wish there are not 'more suits than stars at Sochi' (31 board members/executives of some description, 15 athletes. A gravy train)

 

[Adam_Barrow]

Granted! The Large Hadron Collider opens a micro black hole that quickly consumes the planet and begins eating the rest of the galaxy. There are now more actual stars in the part of the singularity that was once Sochi.

I wish whoever stole my grill from my back yard would bring it back.

 

[Powl]

Granted, but you find out that your grill is as disassembled as can be, plus on the return they destroy your house & back yard when driving straight through it with their pickup truck.

I wish the Netherlands will be World Champion Soccer.

 

[Theerteen]

Granted, they ARE now world champion soccer...referees.

I wish I havn't had broken a full bottle of beer while entering le sexy time with my girlfriend. (gramatic errors not included in the corrupted scenario)

 

[Hanblack Nagash]

Granted. She broke the full bottle of beer instead.

I wish for my neighbour to go and fuck himself

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Granted, but he does so by lopping off one of your body parts to use in the act.....

I wish this chest infection would go away

 

[spineyrequiem]

Granted! So does your chest.

I wish my sore throat would clear up before my choral course tomorrow...

 

[Swissdictator]

Granted, only because it vaporizes all Star Trek Wrath of Khan style leaving you with no throat.

I wish the Klingons were killed off in Star Trek.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Granted, the entire Race of Klingons in Star Trek have been killed off... Down side is they are now camped out in your living room...

I wish for The return of 6th edition vampire counts rules.

 

[Swissdictator]

Granted, but they still haven't updated the zombies. (OK I loved that book too, so I went gentle).

I wish DoN would go gentle on us with his perversions.