The return of the corrupted wish!

[najo]

Granted, we lose cheap zombies and skeletons. No terrorgiest. Its necarch, blood dragon and flying circus strigoi everywhere. Our army is outnumbered, can't deal with our weak points from lack of screams, no monstrous infantry or lore attribute that keeps our vampires healed. Absolute chaos ensues, Alessio gives you a high five as his master plan takes hold and vampire players can't win warhammer so they take their mantic zombies and go play kings of war. Warhammer implodes from losing all its best generals. GW merges 40k, WFB and lotr into one super game called Sigmar's Lord of War from the Shire.

I wish 42 wasn't the meaning of life, and instead 43 was.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

I wish DoN would go gentle on us with his perversions.

HERESY!!!! :swear: WHERE IS THE DAMN BAN BUTTON IN THIS NEW SOFTWARE!!

Your wish is granted....DoN does it all gentle like, with feathers and silk sheets, but it all ends up in the same way erv:

@najo, you must have ninja'd, but as I tell the ladies, I always aim to please So your wish is also granted. However with the answer turned to 43, it breaks the complex physics rules that generate this answer, shattering the universe and killing us all.......

I wish all the Members who have somehow reverted in my absence once again embrace the glory of my perverted dream of world domination.

 

[Swissdictator]

Your wish is granted, but of course you DO end up kneeling before Loki... my pet DoN.

I wish Canada would rename itself to Canadia.

 

[Adam_Barrow]

Canadia agrees with your request, but Canadians demand you call them Canadiaians.

I wish my copy of Morgoth's Ring would show up in my mailbox tomorrow.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Granted but now your Ring Belongs to Don...

I wish for the return of mandatory Mini Skirts for attractive women!

 

[Alabaster427]

Granted but now your Ring Belongs to Don...

I wish for the return of mandatory Mini Skirts for attractive women!

Your wish is granted, but all of the attractive women are succubae.

I wish that I could understand the language of dogs.

 

[Ordo Cruentus]

Granted, but all of their voices sound like a hyper-active Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish I could have delicious lasagna delivered to me everyday for lunch.

 

[Count Vashra]

Granted. You get fly lasange, which is delicious to spiders. Also its wrapped in cobwebs.

I wish I was a Tzeencthian Chaos Lord (I love the trickery)

 

[Alabaster427]

Your wish is granted, but out of spite, you are imprisoned by Nurgle.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Granted and in a way you are him but only as "his" Wiener...

I wish for the power to strangle idiots through the internet.

 

[Alabaster427]

Granted, but you have lego hands.

I wish I could finally beat Wood Elves.

 

[Dancing Skeleton]

Granted, but this is only possible by collecting your own wood elf army and playing against yourself.

I wish I could travel the cosmos and explore the universe.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

(Lego hands?... Damn I'm going to be torturing those poor people. lol)

Granted, unfortunately those you get sucked into a super massive black hole in the opening week of your exploration.

I wish I never grow tired.

 

[Alabaster427]

Granted, unfortunately those you get sucked into a super massive black hole in the opening week of your exploration.

How big is a supermassive black hole? a black hole that has the same mass as the earth is like the size of a baseball.

Granted, you are cursed to sow tires for the rest of your days, but no matter how many tires you plant, one will never grow.

I wish I could live in a van down by the river.

 

[Disciple of Nagash]

Granted, but the river is infested with piranhas and one night it floods and they swim in and eat you alive.

I wish I could get the new car I want.

 

[Adam_Barrow]

Granted. But the new car doesn't want you. The seatbelt tightens and tightens, and your hypoxic fingers can't release the clip...

I wish somebody would bring me a pizza at work.

 

[Alabaster427]

Granted, but it's an anchovies and pickles pizza that has been half eaten and smells like it's been in the sewer. You suspect Ninja Turtles.

I wish I could meet the Ninja Turtles.

 

[Ordo Cruentus]

Granted, but they are the The Next Mutation version of them.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[Swissdictator]

Granted, but it is all in now worthless Italian lira.

I wish I could make people on TV punch themselves or the people next to them.

 

[Duke Danse Macabre]

Granted but everyone else also gains this power on the exact same day you become an international TV sensation.

I Wish I had the ability to move the objects around me using the power of raw hate.

 

[Swissdictator]

Granted, but then the care bears become real and care bare stare you into into nirvana.

I wish there was no such thing as popcorn flavored jelly beans.

 

[najo]

Granted, but then popcorn changes to taste like your favorite jelly bean flavors so you can never enjoy those flavors again either!

I wish 9th edition will nail it and get everything right!

 

[Count michael]

Granted but it will be so damn expensive that only a millionaire could play it.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward around people

 

[Alabaster427]

Granted but it will be so damn expensive that only a millionaire could play it.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward around people

Granted, you are no longer socially awkward, but a social pariah... much like Andy Dick.

I wish I wasn't so bored with my job.

 

[Count Vashra]

Granted! the rest of your life is so incredibly dull your job is exciting by comparison.

I wish computer upgrades came for free