Unlikely things to hear in a ___

[Bravo_10]

"There is no spoon."

Unlikely things to hear in a role-play!

 

[Marius]

"As we all approached the enemies, my guardsman whipped out his gatling megalaser and pwned them all cause he's ownage, the the Emperor got off his throne and was like "ZOMG man you're sick"

Props to Darvy for that one

Unlikely things to hear in a supermarket.

 

[Harland]

"Damn, these organic products are cheap!"

Unlikely things to hear in pokemon.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

"Shiny Ho-oh? Meh."

Unlikely things to hear when discussing the Necron codex...


Oh, and Marius, I heartily approve. I thought Bravo's post was the last one, and was about to write that same quote out too; but you beat me to it.

 

[Bravo_10]

"Mindshackle Scarabs are way underpriced."

Unlikely things to hear in the US Senate!

 

[Harland]

"Right, now that we've decided, let's put it into action."

Unlikely things to hear from me.

EDIT: actually that could apply to any government.

 

[Count Darvaleth]

"~insert relevant and/or helpful comment here~"

Unlikely things to hear in a Tau rock-band concert.

 

[Bravo_10]

"I'd like to dedicate this next song to his holiness, the Emperor of Mankind..."

Unlikely things to hear in an Eldar rock concert!

 

[Mad 'At]

"Horned Rat protects!"

Unlikely things to hear in a Black Library audio book.

 

[Harland]

"And then the Orks defeated the Space Marines..."

Unlikely things to here in a challenge

 

[spineyrequiem]

'Can't we just talk about this?'

Unlikely things to hear in a Ghazkull Thraka motivational speech (or just general speech, he has some great ones. Well, one great one...)

 

[Marius]

"So, an Ork, a Grot & a Squig walk into a bar........."

Unlikely things to hear when communing with the Dark Gods.

 

[spineyrequiem]

'Hello, you've reached Khorne. If you wish to storm through the galaxy bathing it in blood, press one. If you wish to be possessed by a daemon, press two. If you wish to be blessed with the blood god's favour, press three. For all other options, please hold' *relaxing music referring to the slaughter of all life*

Unlikely things to hear in a Twilight novel.

 

[Chaos Zombie]

Edward" i'm going to suck your blood now for noreason but to satisfie my on desires (place main female characters name) blood now"
an unlikely thing to hear in a games workshop store
omly reason i don't now her name is because i would never soil my eyes with a vampire novel where a vampire isn't on a bloody rampage( read the Darren shan saga if you are under 16 or just not good at reading and older x)

 

[Harland]

"Oh, we'll throw that in free"

Unlikely things to hear on Games Day

 

[Bravo_10]

"Banned for being clever!"

Unlikely things to hear from a ninja.

 

[The Archivist]

(Insert noise here)

Unlikely things to hear in a martian colony.

 

[Raizi]

"The earthlings abducted me and did horrible experiments, probing both of my anuses."

Unlikely things to hear when attempting suicide.

 

[The Archivist]

"Blimey, these advertisement stunts are amazing! Keep up the good work sir!"

Unlikely things to hear on a Virgin Galactic flight

 

[Raizi]

"We have now left earth's orbit and are about to begin our tour around the Galaxy. You are free to unfasten your seatbelts. Estimated return in 117.692,23 years. We from Virgin Galactic would like to wish you a pleasant flight with us."

Unlikely things to hear when the Yakuza have come to collect their debts.

 

[The Archivist]

"We are forced to legal action against you. Our thugs are on strike."

Unlikely things to hear while strip-mining.

 

[Bravo_10]

"Hmm...what's this black stuff bubbling up through the coal? Let's get something in here to clear this out of the way!"

Unlikely things to hear in a strip club!

 

[Harland]

"Sorry, you do not have enough bandwidth to view this image."

Unlikely things to here in an ACTA protest

 

[Unanswered]

"well they made some great points! so do i mail in my passwords...Oh you have them already GREAT!"

unlikely things to hear while LARPing

 

[Chaos Zombie]

' good does anyone have anything better to do instead of over using ou imaginations"

unlikely things to hear in a cadet program(childrens navy/airforce/army)