Unlikely things to hear in a ___

[Harland]

"And so, the space marines were defeated..."

Unlikely things to hear from a sink.

P.S. Spiney - you've been hit by... you've been struck by... a smooth ninja.

 

[Bishop]

"Blurp..."

Unlikely thing to read in your job description...

 

[Harland]

"... Occasionally it may be required of you to do some escorting. For example, taking the Hobbits to Isengard. Gard. Gard. Gard Gard. Gard."

unlikely things to hear on the X-factor.

 

[Mad 'At]

"This is a Y"

Unlikely thing to hear while roleplaying DnD.

 

[Harland]

"You open the chest, and Master Chief leaps out and Bell-taps you."

Unlikely things to hear while masticating.

 

[Sir_Jackonan_De_Orage]

"these brains are so tender!"

Unlikely things to hear at the movies

 

[Harland]

"She should show less breast."

unlikely things to hear in a prison.

 

[spineyrequiem]

'You just dropped the soap. Don't worry, I'll get it!'

Unlikely things to hear in the Fallout universe

 

[Kurt_the_Corpsetaker]

"Raiders are always helpful"

Unlikely thing to hear in the Elder Scrolls Universe.

 

[The Archivist]

Guard: "I'll let you off this once, I never liked him anyway."

Unlikely things to hear in Lustria

 

[Harland]

"STOP! ....
you dropped your wallet."

Unlikely things to hear on TVC

 

[The Archivist]

"Finished!"

Unlikely things to hear on Cadia

 

[Bravo_10]

"Whew! At last, some peace and quiet."

Unlikely things to hear on Reddit!

 

[Harland]

"I stole this from Funnyjunk..."

unlikely things to hear on CN chat

 

[Chaos_Born]

Anything

Unlikely things to hear while getting a vasectomy

 

[Harland]

"oops."

Unlikely things to hear from a gerbil

 

[Kyo]

"since you man handled my fluffy bits, now it's my turn"

Unlikely things to hear on the toilet

 

[Bishop]

... would you like fries with that?

Unlikely things to hear at dinner at your in laws house...

 

[Mad 'At]

I have licked your daughter's nipples.

Unlikely things to here while riding a bike...

 

[Chaos_Born]

Sorry mate, won't be able to get the brakes fixed 'til tuesday...

Unlikely things to hear when hiding from the police

 

[Bishop]

these aren't the droids you are looking for.

Unlikely things to hear from your boss on friday afternoon...

 

[Malochai]

'Let's finish early!'

Unlikely things to hear from your college lecturer ...

 

[Bishop]

This assignment is due next friday but has absolutely no bearing on your marks whatsoever and is completely voluntary.


Unlikely thing to hear during a D&D encounter

 

[Chaos_Born]

You finish killing the gnolls, and there are absolutely no plot hooks lying around anywhere...

Unlikely lines to hear while under the bed

 

[Harland]

"Dad! I thinnk there's a Fundimentalist under my bed!"
"Well shit, son."

UNlikely things to hear in a cabouse.